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I have a recording of Janice’s laugh (from Friends) on my phone so that I can play it for, or send it to, people when I don’t find their joke funny.

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Women don’t have to:

magicalboobs:

gypsiez:

  • be thin
  • have a vagina
  • give birth
  • cook for you
  • have long hair
  • wear makeup
  • have sex with you
  • be feminine
  • be graceful
  • shave
  • be white
  • diet
  • be fashionable
  • wear pink
  • love men
  • be the media’s idea of perfection
  • listen to your bullshit

Even I need to be reminded of some of these things occasionally. 

me: *looks 4 years younger than actual age*

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topasalacquawithpoprocksandcoke replied to your photo: She keeps staring at me, but she has food and…
Your soul. nbd

 I guess jesse mccartney has some competition. 

She keeps staring at me, but she has food and water, just went for a walk, and I gave her some treats and like what more do you WANT.

She keeps staring at me, but she has food and water, just went for a walk, and I gave her some treats and like
what more do you WANT.

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